PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 ENGLISH (award)

crack ya ribs!

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people. (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children. (phyukin cu'nt)

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of his children.(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you were once a children.(Smh).

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an International competition like this
one, (addressing press men after Female Under- 19 FIFA World Cup). (phyukin piece of shi't)

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now
they are bombing women and children making some children a widow. (Is she a literate?).

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.(Lmfao....).

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY (Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?).

11. I would rather killmyself instead of committing suicide.(What's the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?).

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will boko haram bombast churches on Christmas day, they don't have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person, in fact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr. Presidentis more saddest (Sad,sadder,saddest...).

15. We all have HIV. (You guys have it too? Coz I don't)lmao
All hail the Queen of English